— Featured Exotic Libations —
Based on an old poem: 1 of sour 2 of sweet 3 of strong and 4 of weak
The Holy Trinity: Lime, Sugar, Rum. Diluted to satisfy some jackass poet (see below.)
Rum blended with Mint, Peach Brandy and Pineapple Fruit. 'Blended' us the new 'up'.
Flavors of Passionfruit, Pineapple, Rum and Almond shrink your skull and sooth
your boiled bones.
This bitter blend of Campari, Blackstrap, Pineapple and Lime won’t peck out your eyes, one would hope.
Three Dots and a Dash
Don prophesied correctly while creating this blend of Rums, Warming Spices, and Citrus during WWII ..._ Morse code for VICTORY!
Smith and Cross & Rum Clement Agricole White, Lime ,Oregeat, Curacao. Loosen yours and order one of mine.
The Soggy Dollar Bar’s blend of all things medicinal: Island Fruits, Coconut and Rums. Like a spiritual compress for your chafed bits. Served in a tender young coconut with a spoon?
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! After you and your friends enjoy Flaming Rums and Island Fruits.
DEMERARA DRY FLOAT
Puerto Rican and Jamaican Rums, Passionfruit, Lime. Served with a side of danger.
Long Lost Albatross
Banks 7 (23 Rum Blend), Green Chartreuse, Lime and Pineapple - A safe harbor for lost souls.
I am the Astronaut
Coconut, Ginger and Citrus with a base-note of olasses makes you feel like
you’re wearing a fucking visor
Cachaca, Jamaican Overproof, Chaat Masala, Citrus, Honey and Passionfruit shoot thought bubbles to your brain bag.
Smith and Cross with Rhum Clement, Banana Liqueur, Pineapple, Lime, Allspice Dram and two types of bitters. Cute and friendly until it attacks you drunk in Thailand.
Death’s Hammer Daiquiri
A blend of Rums, Citrus Fruits and Island Spices in this variation on the classic. Served on the rocks.
Bourbon swizzled with Citrus Fruits, Orgeat & Zirbenz Stone Pine Liqueur. The power of Bongo compels you.
Plantation Pineapple Rum, Lime and House Pineapple Gomme.
Remy Martin 1738, Coconut Water, Lime, Orange Liqueur.
Botanist Gin, Campari, Vermouth Pineapple, Orange.
GET A PITCHER!
Hold the rum
Remy Martin 1738, Maraschino, Lime, Lime Oil, Nutmeg. Here come those Santa Anna Winds again.
Tequila, Mezcal, Watermelon, Exotic Fruits, Cinnamon Syrup, Basil. You're somebody now! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity that makes people. Things are going to start happening to you now.
Vodka, Lime, Orange Curacao, Mint/Cranberry Syrup. One part Miami Vice and one part Carrie Bradshaw. 100% refreshing.
Botanist Gin, Cucumber, Lime, Island Fruits, Exotic Spices and Bubbles. I'm pretty sure this is what they mean by getting your greens.
DRAUGHT SUFFERING BASTARD
AKA THE MARRIED MAN
Botanist Gin, Remy, House Lime Cordial, Ginger Beer. The three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering. This one is on us if you have the paperwork from upstairs.