— Featured Exotic Libations —

Based on an old poem: 1 of sour 2 of sweet 3 of strong and 4 of weak

CLASSICS


Daiquiri

The Holy Trinity: Lime, Sugar, Rum. Diluted to satisfy some jackass poet (see below.)

Missionary's Downfall

Rum blended with Mint, Peach Brandy and Pineapple Fruit.   'Blended' us the new 'up'. 

Arawak Cup

Flavors of Passionfruit, Pineapple, Rum and Almond shrink your skull and sooth
your boiled bones.

Jungle Bird

This bitter blend of Campari, Blackstrap, Pineapple and Lime won’t peck out your eyes, one would hope.

Three Dots and a Dash

Don prophesied correctly while creating this blend of Rums, Warming Spices, and Citrus during WWII   ..._  Morse code for VICTORY!

MAI TAI

Smith and Cross & Rum  Clement Agricole White, Lime ,Oregeat, Curacao.  Loosen yours and order one of mine.

Painkiller

The Soggy Dollar Bar’s blend of all things medicinal: Island Fruits, Coconut and Rums. Like a spiritual compress for your chafed bits. Served in a tender young coconut with a spoon?

 

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VOLCANO BOWL

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! After you and your friends enjoy Flaming Rums and Island Fruits. 

Serves 4-6. 

DEMERARA DRY FLOAT

Puerto Rican and Jamaican Rums, Passionfruit, Lime.  Served with a side of danger.

Serves 2.

 

trip's originals


Long Lost Albatross

Banks 7 (23 Rum Blend), Green Chartreuse, Lime and Pineapple - A safe harbor for lost souls.

I am the Astronaut

Coconut, Ginger and Citrus with a base-note of olasses makes you feel like
you’re wearing a fucking visor

TELEPATHIST

Cachaca, Jamaican Overproof, Chaat Masala, Citrus, Honey and Passionfruit shoot thought bubbles to your brain bag.

HOWLER MONKEY

Smith and Cross with Rhum Clement, Banana Liqueur, Pineapple, Lime, Allspice Dram and two types of bitters.  Cute and friendly until it attacks you drunk in Thailand.

Death’s Hammer Daiquiri

A blend of Rums, Citrus Fruits and Island Spices in this variation on the classic.  Served on the rocks.

BONGO SWIZZLE

Bourbon swizzled with Citrus Fruits, Orgeat & Zirbenz Stone Pine Liqueur.  The power of Bongo compels you.

PINEAPPLE DAQUIRI

Plantation Pineapple Rum, Lime and House Pineapple Gomme.

 

slushie rhapsodies


trip's sidecar

Remy Martin 1738, Coconut Water, Lime, Orange Liqueur.

FROZEN NEGRONI

Botanist Gin, Campari, Vermouth Pineapple, Orange.

GET A PITCHER!

Serves 2-4.

Hold the rum


SCIRACCO SWIZZLE

Remy Martin 1738, Maraschino, Lime, Lime Oil, Nutmeg.  Here come those Santa Anna Winds again.

BE SOMEBODY

Tequila, Mezcal, Watermelon, Exotic Fruits, Cinnamon Syrup, Basil.  You're somebody now!  This is the kind of spontaneous publicity that makes people.  Things are going to start happening to you now.

LOUIE LUAU

Vodka, Lime, Orange Curacao, Mint/Cranberry Syrup.  One part Miami Vice and one part Carrie Bradshaw. 100% refreshing.

GRAZING LIZARD

Botanist Gin, Cucumber, Lime, Island Fruits, Exotic Spices and Bubbles.  I'm pretty sure this is what they mean by getting your greens.

DRAUGHT SUFFERING BASTARD 

AKA THE MARRIED MAN

Botanist Gin, Remy, House Lime Cordial, Ginger Beer.  The three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.  This one is on us if you have the paperwork from upstairs.